hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via gif)
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the f*ck